What is CRO all about?
It’s all about custom ride ons, and some about stock ride ons too! This encompasses pretty much anything educational and entertaining in regards to ride on vehicles (tutorials for customizing ride ons, videos and pics of ride ons in action, and much more)! Sorry, we do not specialize in birds, or specifically crows for that matter.
What’s up with the black crow?
1. Crows are scavengers by nature, which is why they tend to frequent locations inhabited by humans in order to eat their household waste. Now think about where most modders get their parts. Yeah, that’s right … one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
2. Some crow species are capable not only of tool use, but of tool construction as well. That sounds like a modder to us.
3. Crows actively hunt and occasionally cooperate with other crows to make kills. Modders generally help each other out by locating needed parts and providing assistance on projects.
4. Crows are now considered to be among the world’s most intelligent animals. Modders are generally pretty smart.
5. The initials for this site are CRO. Duh!
What can you tell me about the shop?
The shop contains ride on themed apparel and merchandise for sale at the lowest prices possible. It is hosted by CafePress and includes designs by CRO. Since our prices are set as low as CafePress allows, we do not make any profit off of sales from the shop. If you have an idea for a new design, such as a personal phrase, or an additional CafePress item to be added to the shop, please let us know and we may add the new design or item for you.
Who is Chris Hozian?
For one, he coined the following phrases.
“Eewsh, boosh, bagoosh, Sideshow Bob!”
“Hunky-dory, Apple Schnitzel!”
“Honey booger sugar dump!”
Why haven’t I heard any of these phrases before?
You obviously don’t get out much!
What else might he be known for?
He runs this site and the chozian0 YouTube channel.